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Closed Caption: Every Single Sunrise...

Closed Caption: Every Single Sunrise...

"Closed Caption" is an almost meaningless cultural commentary or observation you should probably just skip. Unless, of course, you want to share the most interesting things at your next cocktail party.

At every single sunrise I witness, I hear in the back of my head:


(Don't ruin this beautiful day with your sinning.)


(Communism is a failed ideology.)

ENYA HA..... ENYA HA...."

(Icelandic music is weird and should be made fun of.)

Now you know why I shouldn't write Wikipedia articles.

I also hold babies up to the sky like they're princely lions. Which is why I probably shouldn't hold your child either, I guess.

The actual lyrics are presented here:

(with annotations, so you can understand what it really means!*)

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
Sithi uhm ingonyama

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama

Siyo Nqoba
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala

*Courtesy of


The End of the World (As We Know It)

The End of the World (As We Know It)

Rectify: Seasons 1-2

Rectify: Seasons 1-2